The Worst

Worst Band of All Time: Jefferson Airplane (followed by The Doors and any band in the psychedelic movement)

Worst TV Show of All Time: Different Strokes

Worst Movie of All Time: Crash (2004 … not surprisingly, it was written by the same guy who wrote for Different Strokes) and The Informers (tie)

Worst President of All Time: George W. Bush

Worst Leader of All Time: Hitler, Stalin, and Kim Jong Il (3-way tie)

Worst Color: Dusty Rose

Worst American City: Wichita

Worst State: Kansas

Worst Country: Afghanistan

Worst Actor: Brad Pitt, Hayden Christensen and Ali McGraw (3-way tie)

Worst Book: The Informers

Worst Author: Bret East Ellis (see above)

Worst George Michael Album: Older

Worst George Michael Song: Through and This Is Not Real Love (tie)

Worst Rolling Stones Album: Dirty Work

Worst Rolling Stones Song: NeoCon

Worst Song of All Time: Hey Mickey by Toni Basil

Worst Hip Hop Artist: Vanilla Ice

Worst Decade of Music: the 80s

Worst Visual Artist: Tracy Emin and Stella Vine … or any of the artists associated with the Young Britist Artist Movement (multiple tie)

Worst TV news correspondent: John Stossel (20/20)

Worst Restaurant: Trattoria Trullo, 4767 N Lincoln Avenue, Chicago, Illinois (The meat there is, literally, rancid and the service abysmal)

Worst Condiment: chutney

Worst Store Chain: Wal-Mart

Worst Supermarket Chain: Trader Joe’s

Worst Beer: Rolling Rock

Worst Operating System: Windows Vista

Worst Browser: Internet Explorer

Worst Boy Name: Adolph and Knute (tie)

Worst Girl Name: Bambi

Worst Fashion Come-Back: Stiletto Heels

Worst Fashion Trend: Skinny Jeans

Worst Clothing Designer: Vivienne Westwood

Worst Recreational Drug: PCP

Worst Cigarette: Gitanes

Worst Disease: Alzheimers

Worst Quality for a Man: Conceitedness

Worst Quality for a Woman: Cattiness

Worst Quality for a Child: Entitlement

Worst Celebrity Death: Lady Di (with John F. Kennedy Jr. in close second)

Worst Environmental Offender and Polluter of All Time: The United States

Worst American Trait: not learning other languages, thinking that we’re the best, non-intellectualism, violence, and rampant consumerism and materialism (multiple tie)

Worst Regret: That I never moved to California ... that I didn’t major in English/Advertising in college ... that I didn’t stay at my first job at a prominent law firm with excellent benefits and a generous 401K plan ... that I didn’t go to more George Michael shows ,,, that I totally missed the Rolling Stones World Tour of 2005-2007 because I was so obsessed with George Michael at the time ... that I wasn’t kinder to my stepmother ... and that I didn’t repair the damage in my relationship with my former stepsister in the early 90s (multiple tie).

Worst Habit: Being negative and regretful ,,, smoking (tie)