Wednesday, October 28, 2009

5 Areas Where Liberals Sort of Agree with Neo-Nazis

As you all know, I’ve been visiting a lot of white supremacist sites. It’s pretty much the usual schtick (pun intended) over and over again by poor marginalized white people. The Jews control everything and black people are just slightly advanced chimpanzees. If you were a rabid Muslim terrorist who wanted to prove that Americans were evil and ignorant, you’d pretty much point to these people. But anyway, I did notice a few things that prove the whole “politics makes strange bedfellows” cliché …

1. Both Liberals and Neo-Nazis opposed the Invasion of Iraq. Basically the Neo-Nazis support any Arab country because they all oppose Israel. Neo-Nazis express great concern about the plight of the Palestinians and feel that Iran is not the nuclear threat as described by the Jewish-controlled media. They feel that American foreign policy in the Middle East is wrongly shaped by Zionist interests. Liberals also opposed the Invasion of Iraq on the grounds that it was an unprovoked attack and that it overstepped the boundaries of international law. Liberals too are suspicious of the American government’s motives, and feel our actions in the Middle East are fueled by oil company greed and imperialism. They too feel our country’s foreign policy is wrongly shaped – but by the neocons (of whom many are Jewish – Paul Wolfowitz, Irving Kristol, to name a few). Liberals also oppose an attack on Iran and feel that the U.S. is overly paranoid about their nuclear capabilities and actual threat.

2. Both hate Eminem. To the Neo-Nazis, Eminem has betrayed the white race by adopting and endorsing a black form of music. They call him a “whigger” – a white nigger, or a white person who emulates black culture to an obsessive degree. Liberals hate him because his lyrics have been misogynistic and homophobic.

3. Both want to open up elections for third-party candidates. No need for explanation. The Neo-Nazis would probably nominate NSM leader Jeff Schoep, whereas the liberals would nominate Ralph Nader.

4. Both feel the media is controlled by the few. As usual, the Neo-Nazis point to the Jewish elite in Hollywood and beyond. Liberals point to the two or three multinational media conglomerates such as Time Warner and Viacom.

5. Both hate the Republican Party. As far as liberals go, this is a no-brainer. But neo-Nazis hate the Republican Party and former president George W. Bush because they view them as beholden to Jewish/Zionist influence– hence the wars in the Middle East that serve to protect Israel. They also feel that the conservatives and their party have betrayed them because, in their eyes, the Republican Party used to be the party of the white Christian people, but now they are in bed with the Jews and other non-whites, as evidenced by the presence of both Collin Powell and Condeleeza Rice in the Bush Administration. I would even go out on a limb and say that the Neo-nazis probably hate the Republican Party even more than the liberals do, if that is possible.

3 comments:

George said...

Wedge issues (and strange-bedfellow harmonies) can exist between whatever populations you choose, that's for sure.

Yogchick said...

That is soooo cute. It should be on CuteOverload.com ... but what does that have to do with this post?

Yogchick said...

I actually feel sorry for the Republicans right now. George W. Bush and Ann Coulter totally fucked up their image for generations to come. Sarah Palin continues to embarrass them in the media. And now even the Neo-Nazis hate them.