Sunday, January 20, 2008

GM's Autobiography

Back in September 2006, I predicted GM would sit down and write a tell-all book. Well, now that GM has signed a multi-million dollar book publishing deal with Murdoch-owned HarperCollins, the following is a list of things he must put in his autobiography:

1. Exactly what is it that Sony head Tommy Mottola said to him that made him decide to sue to get out of his contract?

2. What happened between him and Andros, his cousin, that caused such a permanent rift?

3. What were some of the “really horrible things of his childhood” that he referred to once in an interview?

4. What was his relationship with Kathy Yeung like? Do they remain friends?

5. What was it like dating Brooke Shields?

6. His drug use over the years and, especially, favorite ecstasy moments.

7. The orgies he’s claimed to have been in – details.

8. The inspiration behind so many of his lyrics – to whom were those songs directed, etc.

9. His music writing process, then and now.

10. His sex life as a teenager and early adult years – the bisexual phase.