Tuesday, September 29, 2009

In My Room

Vintage Taco Bell promotional cup featuring George Michael's Listen Without Prejudice artwork and "Praying for Time" graphic. Priceless. Spock bobble-head doll that I got last summer after seeing the movie STAR TREK a half dozen times. Spock is so cool and Zachary Quinto totally nailed it. Behind are a stack of DVDs that my German contact, Bernhard, burned for me; they're all classic George Michael television appearances dating back to the Wham! days. Again, priceless.


My desk. This is where it all happens folks. The computer is to the right, off screen. Leather cuff bracelets (my signature style, I've decided), agenda book, a bottle of vitamin gummies, a paperweight of my dog's paw print, Post-It Notes, blue nail polish, a stack of Nicoderm patches that I obviously don't use, iPod, pot paraphernalia, some stray jewelry, Liquid Paper, colored Sharpie markers, etcetera. This is where I sit four to five hours a day when I get home in the late afternoon. I lead a very sedentary life -- I pretty much sit all day at the office as well. Small wonder that I'm chronically constipated.


Just a tiny part of my library. Half of these books are about The Rolling Stones and Keith Richards (there are about nine or ten biographies written about him already) and the other half of the collection is a mixed bag. There's a book on birthday astrology, a book on mythology, a stack of short story anthologies, a VHS cassette of George Michael's Faith videos, Wicked (which I haven't read), several works by Francesca Lia Bloch (which I have read), and behind, where you can't see, are a couple of books criticizing the psychiatric community (haven't read them either). Oh yeah, there's also a thick mini-coffee table book on fashion today, with all kinds of edgy photographs, that I recently purchased from Urban Outfitters. The Ralph Lauren sunglasses were my former stepsister's from when she stayed at the house to take care of her ailing mother before she died.


My first major purchase after I got a job: costume jewelry from Banana Republic!!! Totally self-indulgent, girly-girl accessories. Never mind that I have nothing to wear with these ...


Water color painting I did in Art Therapy last year. The therapist let me keep the frame. A giant silkscreen print of it was made and hung against the window of the building near the entrance. It was also featured in their annual budget catalog. Oh, and the painting is called, "Pretty Picture," because that's exactly what it is. Just a pretty picture with no content whatsoever!


My metallic blue purse that I wore all summer. Requisite pack of American Spirits. Inside the purse I have my heavy George Michael brass keychain (of the kind of extremely good quality that no longer exists these days), a hairbrush, my iPhone, my Notary Public stamp just in case I need to notarize a legal document at work, tampons, lipstick, spare contact lenses, etcetera. The usual womanly things.


Bag I just bought a few weeks ago that I intend to use all winter. It took me a long time to find this one because I really don't like the bags that are out there this season. They're so boring and lifeless. Went on the TopShop website the other day and even that was generic. Honestly, I could design these things better.


Pierre et Gilles poster that I got from Rizzoli Bookstore ten years ago. I moonlighted there to make extra money to pay off my credit cards. This picture doesn't do it justice; the yellow and the red just jump out at you. And I love Moroccans. I befriended a bunch of them when I was studying in Dijon in 1986; they were some of the warmest, gentlest people I have ever met. One of them, however, may have been a terrorist. His name was Mohammed (original) and I had a slight crush on him. He didn't seem to have a job and when I asked him what he did for a living, he said mysteriously, "C'est mieux que tu ne sache rien" (it's better that you not know). Anyway, he sensed I had a crush on him, but it was clear that he could only view me in a brotherly, affectionate way. He treated me like a little sister, which was sweet. He always called me "Patti-belle" because he was a big fan of singer Patti LaBelle. And he liked Prince as well. He always dressed sharp, as if he had a lot of money, but didn't seem to have any family -- or at least he never talked about it. Then he started dating Della, this British student, so I knew I didn't stand a chance with him. I wonder what he's doing now.


Another work I did in Art Therapy last year, it's called "She's A Mess." The photo is of Britney Spears sitting on the curbside outside her house ... not long before her nervous breakdown. She looks so alone and lost. The red writing is a word for word replication of nasty tabloid articles about her around this time. Everyone just loved to watch her fall apart and there wasn't a bit of sympathy or concern. One journalist even went so far as to call her "an in-bred swamp thing." You could cut the schadenfreude with a knife. You can click on the picture to see a detailed magnification.

Conversely, the picture below is of Owen Wilson. He slit his wrists around the same time Britney Spears was having her own crisis. Of course, since Wilson is a man, the reaction is totally different. The press coverage is overwhelmingly supportive and tactful. The background words are actual things I read in US Weekly and People and stuff like that -- all expressing love and concern. Clearly, everyone is rallying around him. Again, you can click on the picture to see a detailed magnification.


Monday, September 28, 2009

Consensual Incest

What do you think about the Mackenzie Phillips revelation? In case you’ve been living under a rock, let me summarize: The former tv star / daughter of Mamas and the Papas founder John Phillips, has come out with a book titled HIGH ON ARRIVAL in which she admits to having a consensual sexual relationship with her musician father. You can see her talking about it on the Oprah website. Apparently, they used to do a lot of drugs together (he turned her on to cocaine when she was a mere teen) and, on the night before her wedding to Freddy Sessler (Keith Richards’ best friend), she awoke from a pill-induced coma to find her father having sex with her. They continued to have consensual sex for the next ten years, after which time she ended the affair when she discovered she was pregnant. Not knowing who the father was (her dad or her husband), she got an abortion.

Wow.

Sunday, September 27, 2009

4 Random Thoughts

1. One blog I would really love to read would be by an unapologetic drug addict. I suspect many drug addicts actually have very mundane lives, contrary to popular belief. And that’s what I would like to read about: waking up, eating Cheerios for breakfast, going out to score, coming back to the apartment, shooting up while watching SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS, passing out on couch, waking up, feeding cat and changing litterbox, going downstairs to check the mail in the hopes of getting that disability check to buy more drugs with, sitting on the toilet while constipated and doing a New York Times crossword puzzle. I just think it would be interesting because I bet drug addicts have their own routines too. Whether they’re criminals, prostitutes, or supermarket cashiers, those bills have to get paid.

2. Some of my former boss’s clients were really ghetto. Like, on bogus disability, government assistance, food stamps and what have you. They were mostly black and lived on the South Side. Some of them went to the clinic every day to get their methadone. All in all, they were a pretty interesting bunch and I truly enjoyed dealing with them. One of the clients, Robert W., was a vagrant and lived with his mother. But usually he was sleeping on a friend’s couch or his girlfriend’s. It was almost impossible to get a hold of him. Whenever I called his mother, she'd pick up the phone and sound drunk as a skunk. This would be at like 9:00 in the morning. I doubt her son ever got my messages, but I did usually manage to track him down at one of the seven or so numbers we had for him. He even had a cellphone which belonged to his brother who was in prison. I talked to him a lot because we kept having to reschedule his depositions. So I finally scheduled it and made sure he knew he had to show up or the case would be dismissed. Anyway, it was an interesting deposition because opposing counsel had a videotape of him walking perfectly fine across a supermarket parking lot when he was supposed to be disabled. Oops.

3. In the Goddamnit category: my car, which has finally come out of the shop after more than 2 months getting fixed, makes this annoying squeeking/whistling sound whenever I turn the steering wheel to the left or when I accelerate from a stopped position.

4. I’ve been buying perfume lately because I like the way the bottles are designed. Mark Jacobs’ Basil and Calvin Klein Summer. Sure, they smell nice, but the bottles look fantastic. It’s all about the bottles. I can’t wait to see what they’ll look like side by side in my new bathroom. As a total nonsequitur: I love my iPhone so much, I don’t know how I ever lived without it. Possessions are such wonderful things to have.

Saturday, September 26, 2009

Leather Cuffs

I never thought I’d see the day, but I am finally becoming interested in fashion again. Not because it’s any good right now, mind you, but just because I am so style-starved. I have to say, a lot of it is rather desperate, but I am liking the return of color and accessories such as those mammoth “statement” necklaces and the exaggerated shoe boots. I’m slowly getting my groove back and have decided that while I cannot wear the latest Marc Jacobs or Vivienne Westwood (due to age and finances), I can still find my own special look. I’m starting with my right arm, as I’ve decided that wide leather cuffs are going to be a staple in my jewelry box. To be worn two at a time. With a big white ring and chipped blue nail polish (see pic).

I like to throw a bit of the masculine in there – not unisex, but truly masculine. Such as how I prefer the scent of men’s perfume to women’s, so I think I’ll actually start buying some of that. Clothes, like writing, are limitless as long as you do it with confidence and panache. Look at Keith Richards. He’s been wearing women’s clothes for years and he’s always looked so elegantly disheveled. Even today. I just love rock and roll chic. It’s not done much anymore because rock and roll is so, well, dead right now but I do think it will make a comeback in a big way in the next decade. I mean, there’s only so much Beyonce and Kanye West that a person can listen to. Time for some crunchy guitar, some sexy growling. Hell, I’ll even look forward to the return of heavy metal. Just as long as it has some rhythm to it. I just hate the current state of rock right now; the semi-punk rattle of Green Day does nothing for me. It’s so redundant and one-note, you know? Don't get me wrong: I respect punk and I even liked it when I was in high school. But it's so limited. So I’m really looking forward to hearing the new music that Keith Richards and Jack White are working on together right now. From one generation to the next. Passing it on. God bless Jack White. His music doesn’t really do anything for me, but at least he’s holding down the fort and putting out some good old fashioned rock and roll without apology. That much needed shot of adrenaline. Speaking of which, I really want to do some cocaine. Just have the strongest craving for it lately. I regret that I didn’t do it in college when I had a generous dorm mate who dabbled frequently and would have had no problem giving me a few lines if I ever asked. But I only did one line with her once and stopped and didn’t get high at all. See, the problem was, this was in the 80s and I associated coke as a yuppie drug. It was an ideological thing. I was more into marijuana and LSD/mushrooms at the time. Probably because that's what my best friend at the time was into -- and he always went out and bought the drugs for both of us. Oh well. Maybe after I move into the new condo (fingers crossed), I’ll splurge and buy some. But I don’t know any dealers so that’s going to be difficult. How does one do this? I never had to buy my own drugs before because I always had friends who were generous with their stash. Hmm. Have to think about this. With my luck, I’ll get busted. Then my father will kill me. I mean, they finally fixed his Prius that I crashed in early July because I fell asleep at the wheel – the second major auto accident I’ve had in two years. I am incredibly lucky my insurance company didn’t drop me; I expect the premiums to skyrocket next year. But back to the cocaine dilemma. Yeah, I really want to do some. And I know why. It’s because the high will make me feel just like I did when I was manic and not on meds. Feeling sexy and brilliant, thoughts coming at you fast and furious. I mean, manic depression could be a lot of fun. My brain and I had some really good times. Now we’re just two middle-aged women having coffee. Don’t get me wrong, I like feeling grounded and calm. But sometimes you just want to be way out there too.

Who is Tavi Gevinson?

The coolest 12-year-old in the world, that's who. She’s a precocious fashionista who started her own blog, Style Rookie (See Blog Link Sidebar), which details her highly sophisticated and strikingly perceptive musings about the clothing industry. Make no mistake about it, this girl knows her shit. She can talk about the latest Mark Jacobs Spring Ready-To-Wear collection with an authority that belies her teenage status, while modeling her own vintage designs (pictured below). Tevi already has her own signature style, exhibiting a uniquely visionary panache that would be impressive for a woman twice her age. I’m still waiting for breaking news that the blog is really written by a thirty-something veteran from the Parsons School of Design, but in the meantime I’m bookmarking this one. It should come as no surprise that her blog has taken the fashion world by storm, to the extent that she now has front-row seats to the most prestigious New York City runway shows. Anna Wintour, move over -- there’s a new sheriff in town.











Wednesday, September 23, 2009

Quincy Redux


Thursday, September 17, 2009

Tell Me About Yourself

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Friday, September 11, 2009

8 Years Later and We're Still Talking About It

Yes, it’s that day again. And yes, everybody is talking about it on Facebook (and, I presume, Twitter). Frankly, I grew tired of the histrionic pathos a long time ago. We Americans are acting like this is the first and only time something bad has happened to a country when, really, the 9/11 terrorist attacks were nothing compared to the nuking of Hiroshima and Nagasaki, or the two World Wars across Europe. It’s 8 years later -- not a year ago today. I mean, there have been natural disasters in third-world countries that took far more lives than the 9/11 terrorists.

So can we all please stop talking about it and put things into perspective? Let's get over it and move on.

Tuesday, September 01, 2009

Rock Royalty


Frances Bean Cobain, daughter of Kurt Cobain and Courtney Love


Ziggy Marley, son of Bob Marley


Jakob Dylan, son of Bob Dylan


Kimberly Stewart, daughter of Rod Stewart


Sean Lennon


Julian Lennon


Peaches Geldof


Pixie Geldof


Zoe Kravitz, daughter of Lenny Kravitz


Nora Jones, daughter of Ravi Shankar


Chelsea and Liv Tyler, daughter of Steve Tyler of Aerosmith


Daisy Lowe, daughter of Gavin Rossdale


India Waters, daughter of John Waters of Pink Floyd


Bijou Phillips, daughter of John Phillips of the Mamas and the Papas


Kelly Osbourne, daughter of Ozzy Osbourne


Jack Osbourne, son of Ozzy Osbourne


Stella McArtney, daughter of Paul McArtney


Charlotte Watts, granddaughter of Charlie Watts of the Rolling Stones


Seraphina Watts, daughter of Charlie Watts


Georgia May Jagger


James Jagger

James Jagger (again)


Lucas Morad, Mick Jagger's youngest child


Jade Jagger

Elizabeth Jagger (Mick sure gets around doesn't he?)


Alexandra and Theodora Richards, daughters of Keith Richards


Theodora Richards and Elizabeth Jagger


Theodora Richards and Elizabeth Jagger


James Jagger and Alexandra Richards



Marlon Richards, son of Keith, with his wife and newborn baby


Marlon Richards as a child